An Invitation
Tuesday, February 28, 2023
BORDER CAFE (1937)
Sunday, February 26, 2023
HUNT THE MAN DOWN
Tonight's stop along the Lonely Street Bar Noir Pub Crawl takes us through 1950's HUNT THE MAN DOWN. This B-Level crime drama offers a variety of interesting locations to visit.
The first stop is ironically named Happy's Place. Located along a secluded, dark street in some part of Los Angeles, Happy's Place is owned by none other than Happy himself. A jovial man, Hap will gladly drive a patron home.
Standard L-shaped bar with plenty of backless, upholstered stools awaits customers. For a more intimate experience, booths line the wall opposite the long leg of the bar. A piano is located next to the cigarette machine. Humorous sketches of past patrons decorate the walls. The bar is always stocked.
The first of the hanging lights.
Happy's Place also starts a theme seen throughout this stretch of the crawl: Watch for hanging light fixtures.
After leaving Happy's, why not go for a round or two at the apparently more popular Jimmy's Bar? All the partygencia hangs out here. Another long, L-shaped bar, the seats fill quickly. Crawlers spill into smaller rooms with tables and interesting artwork on the walls. Noisy, smoky, crowded. Nothing says 'rub elbows' better than time spent at Jimmy's, the kind of place that could jostle a guy's arm.
Hanging light No. 2.
A little farther down the road, right in the heart of Skid Row is Joe's, a pool hall with beer on tap or in a bottle. Two green-felt topped tables await the serious pool player or the more commonly seen hustler. Don't let the run-down, dive bar lull you, Joe has rules for his guests. Adhere or find a new location for your recreation.
Haning light No. 4.
Rules of the club.
If you need a break, perhaps a little unique entertainment is appropriate. The Show Box Theatre is just the ticket you didn't realize you needed. Marionette and early audio-animatronics perform nightly for audiences packing the small theatre. Guests are invited to tour backstage after each performance.
Things on strings.
A final stop on this part of the Crawl is Charlie's. At least, that's what I'm calling it. The only other sign is a goblet of beer under a K or an R. Two swinging doors open into or out of the cramped establishment. Once again, customers can belly-up to an L-shaped bar for a glass of what some call poison. I think this joint is in need of a bar rescue as there is zero atmosphere. Maybe Charlie was going for a sports bar theme judging from the pictures of boxers on the walls.
And now the story:
After a burglar named the Paper Bag Bandit is foiled in his attempt to hold up Happy's Place after hours, the would-be hero of the night turns out to be a fugitive who has been hiding in plain sight for ten years. Upon hearing the man's story, a public defender launches a quest to prove the man is innocent of murder.
HUNT THE MAN DOWN stars Oscar winner Gig Young (They Shoot Horses, Don't They?) as the public defender on a mission. It also features a cast of recognizable TV guest stars, most notably Frank Cady (Mr. Drucker) as the puppeteer. The script was penned by DeVallon Scott. George Archainbaud directed. The set decorators and art directors really went out of their way to design some memorable bars and clubs.
The Lonely Street Bar Noir Pub Crawl will continue. Until then, be sure to settle your tab.
2/27/23
Friday, February 10, 2023
DICK TRACY (1945)
The 1945 movie adaptation of the titular detective Dick Tracy might not seem like it would offer a stop along the Lonely Street Bar Noir Pub Crawl but I couldn't pass up an opportunity to catch Jane Greer or Mike Mazurki, two veterans of film noir.
Call it a detour, a wrong turn, a dead end. Whatever you decide, it's worth a look at Steve Owen's Paradise Club. Where else are you going to catch Red Johnson and his Orchestra?
The most notable aspect of the Paradise Club is no one smokes. In fact, no one smokes anywhere. It's 1945 in Big City, America and not a single cigarette, cigar, or pipe gets lit. There's plenty of booze, and there's a homicidal maniac calling himself Splitface lurking about but as far as vices go, smoking does not come into play.
Each table offers an intimate seating of two to four people. Small lamps grace the white linen tablecloths. Additional chairs can be added should your party grow.
Not much more can be said for Steve Owen's Paradise Club. It's a popular destination. Owned by her father, Judy Owen serves as hostess to the partygencia of the day.
The next location would only be a stop on a ghost walk or a tour of infamous crime scenes but I have to mention the Deathridge Mortuary. The composition of this brief scene is spectacular. Director of Photography Frank Redman creates a suspenseful mood in this and subsequent shots.
And now the story:
A spinster school teacher walking home alone one night is brutally slain by an assailant calling himself Splitface. As the investigation progresses, it appears each random victim is receiving extortion threats to pay up or die. When one of the victims pays and is still killed, Tracy and his team must find out what connects the two dead victims to a dozen other potential targets.
Dick Tracy 1945 starred Morgan Conway as Dick Tracy. Anne Jeffery does a wonderful job as Tess Trueheart. Jane Greer plays an adorable daughter trying to protect her in-hiding father. Mazurki is as sinister as ever. Remember when Daniel Day Lewis taps his eye with a knife blade in Gangs of New York? Mazurki pulls a similar stunt dragging a knife over the scar splitting his face.
Based on Chester Gould's comic strip, screenwriter Eric Taylor pens an original story involving all of the Dick Tracy regulars. William Berke directs.
4 out 5 old fashions.
This brings the crawl to an end for now. It will continue as there are plenty of places to consider. Until then, make sure to settle your tab.
2/10//2023
Wednesday, February 1, 2023
ANGEL FACE
Sunday, January 29, 2023
HIGHWAY 301
Highway 301 stretches from Biddles Corner, Delaware, to Sarasota, Florida. For the sake of the Lonely Street Bar Noir Pub Crawl, the distance traveled will be shortened. Shrink the route some more and it puts the locations within reach.
During the 1940s, five men robbed banks, payroll vans, and businesses along Highway 301. They became known as the Tri-State Gang because they followed a path Highway 301 cut through Maryland, Virginia, and North Carolina. According to the movie, these heists, though violent, were carried out to give the men a clothing allowance, an entertainment expenditure, and enough leftover cash to eat like Gatsbys all around town.
This brings the bar noir pub crawl to its first stop along Highway 301 and that is Club Madrid.
Intimate circular tables, covered with white linen and topped with centerpiece lamps, were spread around a dance floor in the center of the dining room. Ladder back chairs with upholstered seats were grouped as many as eight to a table just big enough to hold drinks, ashtrays, and ladies' clutches. Patterned carpeting surrounded the dance floor which was framed by crowned columns and topped by a tented ceiling. Club Madrid was a place for an upscale celebration by the affluent or by patrons hoping to rub elbows with them.
Unless, of course, you were a gang of thieves that slapped, punched, and throttled to get your way or to silence someone who talked too much. Secrets stayed kept at the Club Madrid--or else...
Contrary to the swanky Club Madrid the following two stops along Highway 301 catered to the everyday, working-class Joes.
Up next was the kind of dive that hid behind a second name. Durphy's was painted on the frosted glass window in that kind of old saloon font seen in westerns. Dave's, the name above the double doors, lit up the night inside a neon frame over the Durphy's window. It was literally the kind of place someone would kick the bucket in front of during a fight.
An L-shaped counter and a row of booths provided seating opportunities for patrons. A postcard carousel offered a keepsake memory of any visit. Additional sundries were available at the register. The menu was light but undoubtedly filled with traditional dishes.
Wall-sconced lamps offered a warmer, cozier feel to the diner. Napkin dispensers and ashtrays were available on every table. A booth comfortably held four guests.
Now the story of Highway 301:
Nothing good is going to happen in this movie. That is not to say it's a poorly made film. It's the kind of film that telegraphs its message. Right from the start, three sitting governors of the day addressed the audience with a warning of how dangerous the Tri-State Gang was. From there it's a Kelly's Heroes march to an inevitable, violent end. The movie is particularly rough on women.
Highway 301 was written and directed by Andrew L. Stone. Steve Cochran stars as gang leader George Legenza. The movie offers early performances by Richard Egan and Robert Webber. If a rating is needed, 3 out of 5 whisky sours.
And so ends this stop along the Lonely Street Bar Noir Pub Crawl. The tour will continue as long as venues like Club Madrid, Dave's and Durphy's, and the Golden Poppy Cafe open their doors. Until then, make sure you settle your tab.
THE BLUE GARDENIA
The Blue Gardenia emulated an unexpected trend in post-World War II America. Like so many other bars of the era, the Blue Gardenia was born in the wake of Polynesian Pop, more commonly known as tiki. Customers found themselves completely immersed in the idyllic atmosphere of the South Pacific. The ubiquitous tiki bar wasn't limited to film or TV. The 600-hundred-seat Hawaiian Gardens thrived for many years in Pontiac, Michigan, after opening in the early 1960s. The dinner club offered an erupting volcano every hour and a continuously flowing river all under a bamboo umbrella.
The Blue Gardenia mirrored this design.
Rattan screens guided guests into a dining room decorated with bamboo wall panels. Peacock wicker chairs around bamboo tables topped with rattan thatching awaited patrons. Once seated, a flower girl navigated the maze of dining cubicles created by the large, fan-backs of the chairs to sell gardenias to the men to give to their dates.
Contrasting the theme was the open-all-night dive bar, Bill's Beanery, where five cups of joe and two hamburgers cost a guy a buck forty.
Bill's also offered a limited variety of liquors. A glowing globe atop the cash register and next to the nearly empty shelves let customers know Pabst Blue Ribbon was available. Telegraphing the plot.
A row of booths faced the bar, each separated from the other by a gapped thatch divider that casts black and white checkerboard on the wall. Each booth has a table-side jukebox. For a nickel, the mood could be set.
And now the story of The Blue Gardenia:
When Norah Larkin, a switchboard operator, finally agrees to go out with the persistent and charismatic portrait painter, Harry Prebble, he takes her to the Blue Gardenia for dinner, dancing, and drinks. Norah gets the drinks. Lots and lots of drinks. Harry introduces her to the Blue Gardenia's signature drink, the Polynesian Pearl Diver. Harry tells the waiter to go heavy on the rum.
After several PPDs, Norah agrees to go back to Harry's apartment to view his paintings. The night turns ugly and Harry winds up dead. Norah wakes, sees Harry laying on the floor, and runs from his apartment unable to remember anything of the events that night after leaving the Blue Gardenia. Did she do it? That answer comes later in the movie.
The Blue Gardenia was written by Charles Hoffman from a story by Vera Caspary. Fritz Lang directed. The production designer was Maurie Seuss while Daniell Hall covered art direction. Released in 1953, as the tiki movement spread, the movie starred Anne Baxter as Norah and Richard Conte as intrepid reporter Casey Mayo. Conte, as many know, is remembered as Don Barzini in The Godfather. The Blue Gardenia also features Raymond Burr as Harry Prebble and Anne Southern as Norah's roommate, Crystal. Nat King Cole makes an appearance to sing the titular song, 'Blue Gardenia' written by Bob Russell and Lester Lee. Also appearing in the film is Richard Erdman who had a recurring role on Community as Leonard.
5 out of 5 Polynesian Pearl Divers.
The Blue Gardenia kicks off this bar noir pub crawl. The journey will continue with future stops along Lonely Street at various pubs, clubs, and hubs.
Until then, make sure to settle your tab.
1/29/23
LAURA
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